Comments on: Joost Invites - You know, for friends. http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/ On-Line Marketing Consultant Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:23:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 By: janbal http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-299 janbal Thu, 03 May 2007 06:24:32 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-299 How long time do I have to cry, for getting an invitation? My tears is running out for salt! I don't know anyone, there are on your new genius way for making the world complete, as your Skype.. and other fantastic programs... And I am danish - as one of your founders -but rusty in spelling english! OK... Laf of me, an old 65 yers oldtimer. Jan in DK - Ballerup How long time do I have to cry, for getting an invitation?
My tears is running out for salt!
I don’t know anyone, there are on your new genius way for making the world complete, as your Skype.. and other fantastic programs…
And I am danish - as one of your founders
-but rusty in spelling english!
OK… Laf of me, an old 65 yers oldtimer.
Jan in DK - Ballerup

]]> By: Lars Hedegaard http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-300 Lars Hedegaard Thu, 03 May 2007 07:12:20 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-300 I can't make you laugh, but i will start to cry if you don't send me an invite. Forever thankfull Lars Hedegaard I can’t make you laugh, but i will start to cry if you don’t send me an invite.

Forever thankfull
Lars Hedegaard

]]> By: richard higginson http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-301 richard higginson Thu, 03 May 2007 08:37:12 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-301 I was joost looking at the fantastic array of channels that this new internet tv service, oh whats its name, is going to have... I think some of them sound joost wonderful, joost the kind of thing I have been hoping would appear on the internet for joost ages. There is joost one problem, joost one fly in the ointment of what would be joost a wonderful thing.......I joost can not get this joost fabulous thing because joost like always, I was joost too late. So for the last few days I have joost been searching, searching joost in case there was some way to get a hold of this, joost a slim chance that I could be enjoying the ONE thing I have been looking for for soooo long. There are joost a lucky few, the quick, the brave and the joost damn lucky ones who can view all this fantastic content....... I joost wish I was one of them...... I was joost looking at the fantastic array of channels that this new internet tv service, oh whats its name, is going to have…

I think some of them sound joost wonderful, joost the kind of thing I have been hoping would appear on the internet for joost ages.

There is joost one problem, joost one fly in the ointment of what would be joost a wonderful thing…….I joost can not get this joost fabulous thing because joost like always, I was joost too late.

So for the last few days I have joost been searching, searching joost in case there was some way to get a hold of this, joost a slim chance that I could be enjoying the ONE thing I have been looking for for soooo long.

There are joost a lucky few, the quick, the brave and the joost damn lucky ones who can view all this fantastic content…….

I joost wish I was one of them……

]]> By: Ihtisham Noor http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-302 Ihtisham Noor Thu, 03 May 2007 12:03:42 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-302 I think joost is fantastic and i want to be a member of joost fraterinty. Thanks Noor I think joost is fantastic and i want to be a member of joost fraterinty.

Thanks

Noor

]]> By: Alexandre Brito http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-303 Alexandre Brito Thu, 03 May 2007 13:48:26 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-303 I am a journalist for a portuguese television. I´ve asked joost an invitation to try and write about Joost. Nothing until now? Does this make you laugh? Is this a good marketing strategy? I need an invitation. Joost think about it...and send me. I am a journalist for a portuguese television. I´ve asked joost an invitation to try and write about Joost. Nothing until now? Does this make you laugh? Is this a good marketing strategy? I need an invitation. Joost think about it…and send me.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-304 Patrick Thu, 03 May 2007 14:18:49 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-304 The Cannibal Test Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten apples. The king then explained the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or youll be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? The second one replied, I couldnt help it, I saw the third guy coming with joost pineapples. The Cannibal Test

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten
apples. The king then explained the trial to him. You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or youll be eaten.

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? The
second one replied, I couldnt help it, I saw the third guy
coming with joost pineapples.

]]> By: Mick Medcalf http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-305 Mick Medcalf Thu, 03 May 2007 14:20:36 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-305 G'Day Mate, My name is Mick from Australia. I have no idea if JOOST will work this far south, but I would love to give it a try!.....Now to try and make you laugh....I heard a great little joke today and I could not help but laugh. Did you hear about the Irish Forgery expert? He got arrested for trying to file down 50 cent coins into 20 cent coins!!! (well I guess you have be in Aus to get that one)....What not even a little chuckle? Well hey, I tried damn it!! hope to hear from you soon Mick G’Day Mate,
My name is Mick from Australia. I have no idea if JOOST will work this far south, but I would love to give it a try!…..Now to try and make you laugh….I heard a great little joke today and I could not help but laugh.
Did you hear about the Irish Forgery expert? He got arrested for trying to file down 50 cent coins into 20 cent coins!!! (well I guess you have be in Aus to get that one)….What not even a little chuckle?
Well hey, I tried damn it!!
hope to hear from you soon
Mick

]]> By: Seve http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-307 Seve Thu, 03 May 2007 17:27:19 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-307 I will try make you laugh because I really want one of those invitations. So here is a joke After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." Please say that was good enough :) I will try make you laugh because I really want one of those invitations.
So here is a joke

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.

“Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”

“Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. Haroldson replied. “I hung him up to dry.”

Please say that was good enough :)

]]> By: Max Cacopardo http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-310 Max Cacopardo Thu, 03 May 2007 20:24:13 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-310 Hy! you remember me? No? At kindergarden, the one with red hairs! Well, that's me, one hundred years after! Now I don't want to be rude, or petty, but do you remember by any chance that one day I lent you a dime so that you could buy some baseball cards from Franki? You remember Franki, the one with long ears, don't you? Now the fact is that I never got back that dime. And you know how important is a dime for a four-year old. And also, I am sure, you realize how much is worth a dime to-day after one hundred years, taking into account the wars, the oil crisis, the inflation? It's worth, well....you see what I mean, I don't have to be specific. You have my address. Hope to see you one day. Cheerio. Max Hy! you remember me? No? At kindergarden, the one with red hairs! Well, that’s me, one hundred years after! Now I don’t want to be rude, or petty, but do you remember by any chance that one day I lent you a dime so that you could buy some baseball cards from Franki? You remember Franki, the one with long ears, don’t you? Now the fact is that I never got back that dime. And you know how important is a dime for a four-year old. And also, I am sure, you realize how much is worth a dime to-day after one hundred years, taking into account the wars, the oil crisis, the inflation? It’s worth, well….you see what I mean, I don’t have to be specific. You have my address. Hope to see you one day. Cheerio. Max

]]> By: macha88 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-312 macha88 Thu, 03 May 2007 23:10:17 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-312 A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued... one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it. When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face. "Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy" he said, pointing to the urine bottle. "Oh, really?"; she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. "In that case, we'd better get it joost again." lame i know. but laugh at my efforts? I joost vant uhn inwite to joost. A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued… one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it. When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face. “Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy” he said, pointing to the urine bottle. “Oh, really?”; she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. “In that case, we’d better get it joost again.”
lame i know.
but laugh at my efforts?
I joost vant uhn inwite to joost.

]]> By: BOZMAN http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-313 BOZMAN Fri, 04 May 2007 04:36:22 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-313 I hope you laugh at this!!!!! Boooooogerzzzzzzz I hope you laugh at this!!!!! Boooooogerzzzzzzz

]]> By: Martin http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-314 Martin Fri, 04 May 2007 07:13:19 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-314 I just heard about JOOST in a german radio show. I would love to be part of it!!! Then JOOST takes BERLIN!!!!!!!! Regards, Martin I just heard about JOOST in a german radio show. I would love to be part of it!!! Then JOOST takes BERLIN!!!!!!!!

Regards, Martin

]]> By: Hichem http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-315 Hichem Fri, 04 May 2007 14:58:35 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-315 While wating for an invitation, if I die, please send it to heaven, lucked department: www.univerheaven@lucked.com While wating for an invitation, if I die, please send it to heaven, lucked department: www.univerheaven@lucked.com

]]> By: Bruce http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-329 Bruce Wed, 09 May 2007 20:31:39 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-329 I would like an invite so here goes . . . Why did the College Girl use a Hockey Puck for a Tampon? It lasts 3 periods and it fits. I would like an invite so here goes . . . Why did the College Girl use a Hockey Puck for a Tampon? It lasts 3 periods and it fits.

]]> By: Johnny http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-351 Johnny Mon, 14 May 2007 19:51:59 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-351 I am sitting outside my apartment writing this, and i blame Joost for this. Iam going to tell u why, my wife is from USA and i am from Denmark, we live in sweden and my wife dont speaks swedish, all she wants to do is to watch her american shows and now she read about joost in a newspaper. She said that all she wants from me is for me to get an invite for Joost so she can wacht some tv. PLEASE i am tired of telling my neighbors that i have been bbq'ing for the last 3 days. plus my arm is getting tired from holding the umbrella in the rain. so please redeem the Joost name and get my inside my apartment again i miss my little 11 months son so terrible. i keep seing his tiny face pressed against the window crying Daaddddyyyyyy snifle sob sob. it just breaks my heart. So i think it is a tiny favour to give me an invite for Joost. Regards the marathon BBQ'er Johnny I am sitting outside my apartment writing this, and i blame Joost for this. Iam going to tell u why, my wife is from USA and i am from Denmark, we live in sweden and my wife dont speaks swedish, all she wants to do is to watch her american shows and now she read about joost in a newspaper. She said that all she wants from me is for me to get an invite for Joost so she can wacht some tv. PLEASE i am tired of telling my neighbors that i have been bbq’ing for the last 3 days. plus my arm is getting tired from holding the umbrella in the rain.

so please redeem the Joost name and get my inside my apartment again i miss my little 11 months son so terrible. i keep seing his tiny face pressed against the window crying Daaddddyyyyyy snifle sob sob. it just breaks my heart.

So i think it is a tiny favour to give me an invite for Joost.

Regards the marathon BBQ’er
Johnny

]]> By: Gatineau http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-354 Gatineau Tue, 15 May 2007 12:26:31 +0000 http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/05/02/joost-you-know-for-friends/#comment-354 Hi Adam, I understand nothing about this invite ... I am a quite old woman fond of technology, quite retired now and I'd be happy to be part of this community to discover Joost on my Mac. What to do to get an invite ? I can send you a beautiful photo of my dog... Best regards SG Hi Adam,
I understand nothing about this invite …
I am a quite old woman fond of technology, quite retired now and I’d be happy to be part of this community to discover Joost on my Mac. What to do to get an invite ? I can send you a beautiful photo of my dog…
Best regards
SG

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