Earn Your Joost, Episode 3 - Revenge of the Diss
We’ll its time for another exciting round of EARN YOUR JOOST!
Last episode’s winner of the “Best Pick-Up Lines with Joost in them” contest was Jack Freeman.
He also had the privilege of choosing the contest for the final invite.
The next contest to EARN YOUR JOOST is:
Joost Disses
Who ever comes up with the best cut-down with the word Joost in it will win the invite.
Jack will serve as your judge and jury. So if you plan to do any ass kissing (Melissa), his is the ass to kiss.
We will accept entries until Sunday (29th) at midnight and will announce the winner Monday morning.
Good luck and may the best diss win!
PS. If you comment “I want an invite” this will happen to you. (Watch below)
UPDATE: Contest Closed - Live Results Show!
Jack Freeman Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
Nice video Adam
I wonder how many people will say….
“Joost you.”
Melissa Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
Yup, I was pretty good at ass kissing hehehe
This will be another great contest to watch. I will be butting in with my own lines but not joining the contest.
Let the games begin!
Adam Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 1:18 pm
First salvo,
Yo mamma is so stoopid, she thought Joost was made with oranges.
Melissa,
Joost invite or no Joost invite, this one is for bragging rights.
(You never did answer my question abou tthe party in your pants)
Jack,
Just because you are the judge on this one, doesn’t mean you can’t post entries.
BRING IT ON YALL!
valzi Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 1:20 pm
Ooh oooh, I want an invite!!!!!
[DELETE ME DELETE ME]
Imma gonna Joost yo’ momma jus’ foh dat.
Adam Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
When you were a kid, you were so ugly and useless, your momma had to tie a computer running Joost to your head just to get the other kids to look at you.
Adam Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
Yo momma is such a ho, Joost plays HER on damand!
Adam Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Yo momma is so dumb, she downloaded Joost cuz she was thirsty.
Roy Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Hmmm ..
Well , thats about the first time i post on a blog, and also the first time i actually pay more then 10 seconds of attention to a blog, and its all for sake of joost. After taking a look at the YouTube thingy I think i might stick around .. ( Enough with the ass licking .. And who’s Melissa, sounds like she’s worth talking to .. )
Its been hard thinking about a cut-down phrase with Joost, mainly because it took me five minutes to find what ” cut down phrase “, and now my brains is kinda dehydrated :S
Lloyd Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
Man! You’re momma is fat, you gave her a trumpet, a set of drums and a tambourine, coz ‘you thought you needed a BROAD-BAND to connect to JOOST.
Yo mamma is so loose, JOOST asked her if they could use her tagline – “ANYTIME, ANYWHERE”, you just have to turn her on.
JOOST has easy channel-flipping. Oh! like your mama flips all those guys that come over?
I saw your mamma sucking on your computer when JOOST was on… I heard it’s because JOOST has FULL-LENGTH programming.
Lloyd Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
One. Cut a hole in the box…
Two. Put your JOOST in that boooxxx!!
Three. Make her open that box
I put my JOOST in a box for you. Why don’t you tell your momma to beta test it.
Randy Morris Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 3:14 pm
uh..so this is a momma comment contest huh?….lol, here goes:
Yo momma such a crack ho, she smokes Joost crystals!
thierry Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
so ugly ! your mother tried to produce joost opposite ?
Zach Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
You sould joost learn from your parent’s mistakes…. use birth control.
Adam Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
Not a bad start kids.
Stephen,
Where you at dude, we are all awaiting one of your single entry stingers.
Lloyd,
Good show, got any more?
Jack, Melissa,
I can’t wait to hear what you come up with.
Valzi,
Sorry I had to destroy a couple of your comments.
We are all just here to have a little fun. “DELETED!”
Jack Freeman Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 8:23 pm
Haha I’ll put some in later.
Ive laughed at Adams and Zachs so far.
Gunderstorm Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
You’re so stupid, when Adam said “Joost invite” you thought he said “Joust invite” and went looking for your Atari 2600.
valzi Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 9:50 pm
Gunderstorms is the best so far, in my opinion.
I just realized what you might have meant, Adam, in your comment about deleting my post and us all just being here in good fun. Did you take my diss as being serious rather than an entry?
Adam Said,
April 27, 2007 @ 4:29 am
Now things are heating up.
Gunder,
Nice entry.
Valzi,
Yea, the tone of the entry came across a little mean. While I understood your intention based on your odd sense of humor, I just played it safe in case others didn’t. If I thought you were just trying to be mean, I would have just blocked your IP.
Jack Freeman Said,
April 27, 2007 @ 11:07 am
Valzi scares me.
valzi Said,
April 27, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
=)
Adam: Understood, no problem. I like to be a little.. uh.. creative with my humor.
Jack: I guess that means I had the best insult if I scared you, eh? CheckMATE JOOSTERS!
Adam Said,
April 27, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
Hey guys, We’re getting some coverage.
http://technorati.com/pop/buzztv/2007/04/buzz_tv_042607.html
Papillion Said,
April 27, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
Just one little word from an educator… sorry… it’s “winner”
Hmmm… that might be worth a Joost invite next round!
Papillion
Zach Said,
April 27, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
Your mama so dumb, when Joost tells her to press any key to continue, she calls support because she couldn’t find the ‘any’ key.
Zach Said,
April 27, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
Yo Mama’s so freakin nasty, I talked to her over a Joost channel and she gave me a virus.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, even with Joost, it took her 90 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
Zach Said,
April 28, 2007 @ 9:51 am
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign on Joost, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mamas so stupid, she traded her only computer for a Joost invite.
Your moms so fat, everybody died. Joost!
Your mom so fat….shes clinically obese!! Joost.
valzi Said,
April 28, 2007 @ 11:49 am
You Joost don’t get it. Insulting people is self-demeaning.
Zach Said,
April 28, 2007 @ 7:45 pm
Save water. Drink Joost.
Adam Said,
April 30, 2007 @ 8:33 am
Results coming soon. Thanks to everyone who entered!
Adam Schultz » Joost Diss Idol - Live Results Show! Said,
April 30, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
[…] the winner of the 3rd and final Joost invite give away […]
Per Kristensen Said,
May 20, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
I want an invite.
Tonnic Said,
June 30, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
Like an invitation to Joost, Thanx
Tonnic