Earn your Joost, Invite Contest #2
Congratulations to Matt Haverkamp for winning the first Joost invite with this contest idea for invite #2.
Matt is now a 
Matt will also be the judge of this contest.
All you have to do is answer this question and you will have a chance to win the second of three Joost invitations.
Joost pickup lines.
Comment ways to pick up women or a dude (depending on your tastes) using the word Joost.
That’s it. You have until Wednesday (April 25) at midnight to get your entries in.
As an added bonus, the winner of this contest will also be able to dictate what the 3rd contest will be.
Post as many entries as you like.
Good luck, may the best pickup line win!
PS. (again) “I want an Invite” comments will be deleted.
Related Posts – Contest #1 – Contest #1 Finalists
Winner of Contest 2
Episode 3 – revenge of the Diss
Matt Haverkamp Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 9:03 am
And yes, btw – thanks for the invite. Saaweeeet.
Stephen Ward Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 9:41 am
Blast you, Matt Haverkamp!
Seriously, though, congrats on a great contest idea. Enjoy your Joost.
The Digital Perm Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 10:09 am
I am Butter……….
I am on a roll. First I win a free invite to FOOA. Now I win an invite to test out Joost. Adam Schultz received 3 invites for Joost and decided to give them out through back to back contests….
Lilly loves pictures Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 10:40 am
Yeha ! pick up lines seem to only work online, so try thomthing like :
Hello !
I just joost myself in the juicy crisp of that moment,
kind of tasty, if a moment can be tasty anyhow.
Adam Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 11:01 am
Since I’m not the judge on this one, I’m going to enter as well. It’s Matt’s call as to whether or not to accept my entires.
I just cant help myself.
Adam Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 11:03 am
So, I see that you are watching the National Geographic channel on Joost, would you like to visit my wild kingdom?
Adam Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 11:04 am
Hi Sally, it’s nice to meet you. I think you have pretty hair, YA WANNA JOOST!
Adam Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 11:09 am
Hi! I’m a Joost beta tester, wanna head back to my place…
No?
Damn.
Adam Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 11:24 am
Stephen,
You had a great entry on the last contest, got any good pickup lines for us?
Roman Edirisinghe Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 11:26 am
1) I Joost want you to come check out my roost.
2) A woman seduced in my roost is Joost the boost.
3) You are Joost the type of girl to be loosed in my roost.
(can you tell I like using “roost” repetitiously here?)
4) I am a man seduced. May I Joost give you a boost to my roost?
5) What say we vamoose to my roost, and I show you the meaning of Joost?
DaveP Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 11:51 am
I’ve Joost split up with my girlfriend, do you fancy filling the void?
I’m Joost and ready to go baby, fancy a drink?
You’re Joosty, fancy going out sometime?
Lame, I know but it’s an entry
Stephen Ward Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
Hell, man, I’m married. I’d say I’m out of practice, but I wasn’t really much of a “smooth operator” even before I got hitched. Just ask my wife.
Seriously, though, here’s the best I could come up with:
“Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and Joost? I’ll have you screaming ‘Web two-point-OH’ all night long.”
Adam Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 12:06 pm
Damn Stephen, That one was pretty good. Got any more?!?
Chris Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
“You look as good as the Joost logo.”
“I’ve got a Joost invite just for you.”
“Why don’t we go to my place and ‘Share the Joost experience’?”
“I’ve got Joost.” (enough said)
Melissa Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
I’ll give it my best…
1) I wish I was cross-eyed so I could Joost you twice.
2) Aren’t you that hot guy who was on Joost last night?
3) Those gals over there bet that I wouldn’t get an invite from the most handsome man with a Joost invite (that would be you, Adam). Want to buy some drinks with their money?
4) You are so fine, you could be the next Joost-erstar.
valzi Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 1:08 pm
Wanna get Joost?
I’m Joost for you baby.
I so Joosty, me Joost you long time!
(OH CRAP, IT’S SO AWFUL)
I am Joost talking to you because I think the hot chicks would ignore me.
I Joost wanted to know if, um, we could, uh, like, uh, go out. I have some Joost, we could, uh, share it.
Adam Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
Melissa,
Thanks for stopping by, but don’t waste your flattery on me.
Matt over at http://www.thedigitalperm.com is the judge on this one as he was the winner of contest #1 and this was his contest idea.
That being said, if you still want to flatter me, don’t let that get in the way.
Dave,
Thanks for the entires, fancy entering any more?
Brad Morse Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
“its joost you that matters right now”
“joost is a breath of fresh air like when i’m with you”
“joost me”
“want to have a beer and watch kung fu on joost?”
“lets have some pizza & joost, what…you don’t want pizza?”
alexg Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
“The name is Bond… Joost Bond.”
“If you were on my Joost, i would put you on channel number one.”
your truley alex
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Richard Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
Joost is awsome. Lets have sex.
Richard Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
Hey baby, want me to hook you up with Joost? Its got three long crystals for you : )
Joost Invite Winners · 2k Bloggers - The Face of the Blogosphere (a blog of bloggers blogging) Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
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valzi Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 5:14 pm
Sweetie, I’ve got three Joost invites, and you’re the only girl I’m looking at.
valzi Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 5:23 pm
I hate you. I’m going to steal all your money. Let’s play volleyball! JOOST!
Richard Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
*Message girl on AIM*
Hey can you turn you head to the left a little bit I’m streaming your webcam onto Joost.
Richard Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 7:54 pm
You looked better on Joost.
Matt Haverkamp Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 7:58 pm
Some are definitely bringing their A-game. Others are riding the pine.
So far I am feeling Stephen and Melissa’s responses.
- Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and Joost? I’ll have you screaming ‘Web two-point-OH’ all night long.
- I wish I was cross-eyed so I could Joost you twice.
Keep bringin’ em.
Matt Haverkamp Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 8:00 pm
Not to mention Adam you are bringing the heat with
“So, I see that you are watching the National Geographic channel on Joost, would you like to visit my wild kingdom?”
That just might actually work.
Richard Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 8:01 pm
“saywatifuwanttojoostmehard”
“What?”
“Sweet…”
valzi Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 8:23 pm
Eww, Matt wants to go to Adam’s wild kingdom? Ewwwwwww.
valzi Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 8:25 pm
Um. Go suck an egg. JOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
valzi Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 8:28 pm
“Has anyone ever told you you look nice Joost?”
“Unless you’re buying me a drink, get away from me.”
“Alllllriiiiiiight! I get you Joost and then you go with me!”
Jack Freeman Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
Hey guys thanks for the Joost invite opportunity, I’ve been looking forever. Here are my tries : )
~” Would you like to try an Australian Joost? It is just like a French Joost, but down under”
~”Hey baby how about we do a little Peer2Peer Joosting.”
~”You know, if I were you I would Joost me.”
~”You’re ugly but you intrigue me. Shall we Joost?”
~”Would you like to share my bandwidth? I have a really fat JoostLine.
~”all your joost are belong to me”
~”Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk… You do things to me that are beyond any group policy… You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers… You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Godddd, where’s my water cooling system? JESUS JOOST ME NOW”
For this one you have to know what Im talking about.
~”Are you ready to Joost? *pulls out robe and wizard hat*”
valzi Said,
April 23, 2007 @ 9:22 pm
I like to give myself rug burns and then smell the skin. JOOST! Baby.
Adam Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 4:52 am
Jack and Richard,
Welcome to the game, a couple of nice entries in there.
Valzi,
Thanks for all the entries. Keep in mind though that its quality not quantity that matters in this contest.
Matt,
You will definitely have a hard chose to make tomorrow night.
Matt Haverkamp Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 6:07 am
Jack definitely stepped the game up here. Might need to get Stephen and Melissa back into the fray to see if they can match the intensity.
Valzi your lat comment scares me a bit.
jawele Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 6:45 am
I love to boost and joost just with you babe!
valzi Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 7:16 am
Adam: I’m obviously enjoying my entries more than you are. In fact, probably more than anyone else is. That’s okay. People always seem to prefer corny ordinariness to meaningless absurdity. *sigh*
Melissa Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 9:10 am
goodness… that is hard to top! And Matt, you are getting that other kiss-ass pick-up line, too. Revised: “Those gals over there bet that I wouldn’t get an invite from the most handsome man with a Joost invite (that would be you, Matt). Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
lemme think of some more. later!
Melissa Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 9:28 am
here goes…
1) I was hoping your Joost wouldn’t block my pop-up
Forgive my boldness but, do you want to go back to my place and watch my Joost?
2) No matter how I sort things, Joost’ll always be first
3) Joost and I are like SLI. We’re great alone but we’d be soooo much better together
4) Joost make me want to upgrade my TiVo
5) With your Joost and my body, we could begin a race of genetic superkids to conquer the earth.
6) Is that Joost in your PC or are you just happy to see me?
7) Once you go Joost, you’ll never go boost!
9) There’s a Joost party in my pants and you are invited.
10) You have great hardware but to make Joost work properly, I have to install my software which has to be transferred from my USB stick. Can I stick it to you so we can begin with the installation process? (A contribution from my geeky colleague hehe)
Okay… that’s it for now.
Jack Freeman Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 11:25 am
Haha thanks. Heres are some more:
~”According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be Joosting right now.
~”I hope you like you’re Joost witho out Trojans.”
~”Ooo I’m gonna Joost!! … .. BOOM HEADSHOT!”
~”They say the best way to tell what a chick is gonna look like when the get older is to look out their Motherboard…Me like…”
~”Joosting with yo makes my CPU come out of hibernate”
~”Baby, lets go in the back and Joost. I’ll have you screaming louder than dial-up.”
~”Come on, I know ya wanna Joost. I promise its bigger than my iPod Nano”
~”Would you Joost me if I told you that in World of Warcraft im lvl 69?”
~”Baby, you overclock my heart… You defragment my life… You’re the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? Maybe even go to my place and Joost.”
haha ok I dont think i have anymore!
Jack Freeman Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 4:49 pm
Lol I know I said I was done but I still got some more. Just trying to beat that Animal Kingdom and the two-point-oh ones. Here is another try
Mkay…
~”How much does a polar bear weigh???…..
”
….enough to break the ice, hey, my names Jack…..shall we Joost
Yeah until that one mine have mainly been Nerdy Pick up Lines
Jack Freeman Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 4:55 pm
Ugh!! Oneeeeeeeeeee more!!1 Then Im (maybe) done!
“Wanna Joost…? No?”
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
By the way I need some feedback from Matt to see where we stand
zach Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 6:17 pm
“Hey, do you like fruit?”
‘No, why?”
” *rubbing nutsack* Cuz you joosted mine”
zach Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, joost wait till you see my Wookie.
Adam Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
WOW!
I turn my back on you guys for a day so i can get some work done and everything changes.
I don’t think i can even see a front runner anymore.
This is anyones contest and we still have more than 24 hours on the clock.
Bravo gang!
Melissa,
Nice follow up!
Do you have any more invites to the party in your pants?
How about a contest to give them away?
PS. If anyone else didn’t know what SLI was – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalable_Link_Interface
Jack,
Disabling network sharing is pretty hard core.
This is a family blog, try to more careful next time or I may have to censor your comments.
Matt,
You sure have some tough deliberations ahead of you. I’m glad I’m not the judge on this one.
Zach,
Huh? Wha? Fruit? Who? Little help?
Jack Freeman Said,
April 24, 2007 @ 7:04 pm
Alright Adam sounds good. And when I said that was my last post I lied, I thought today was wednesday and that the contest ended tonight. Ill be back tomorrow >:)
Matt Haverkamp Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 6:23 am
I got lots to catch up on Adam. Deliberations might be tough. Will have to knock back a couple coca-colas to help.
Keep em’ coming. Melissa ya stepped it up. Gonna be hard to decide.
Melissa Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 8:48 am
Jack, you are THE man!!!
Adam and Matt, I would have to withdraw from the contest. My fellow blogger and overlord over at KnowMoreMedia sent me a Joost invite today.
I have to say that this has been the BEST contest I have ever joined. I had fun! haha I would definitely be coming back to see the results and to see some more exciting new lines from the others. I may even post some more lines
Chris Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
Melissa who are you giving your invites to?
Alex High Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
Joost ill wanna come back to my place?
Watch me ad Joost myself.
Adam Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Melissa,
Congrats on the invite aquisition.
We hate to see you go, but we love to watch you leave… uh.. i mean.. joost.
At least it makes Matt’s Job a little easier.
Also, I second your fun contest comment, this has been a blast for me too!
I have no idea how the contest for Invite #3 will be able to live up to this.
THANKS EVERYONE!
Randy Morris Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 6:03 pm
Joost take me with you…please..
valzi Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
No deseo ir joost amigos.
Adam Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 7:15 pm
OK Kids,
Only 2 hours left. Any posts logged after 12:00 will stay in the comments but won’t count towards the contest.
Thanks again for your time, creativity, and enthusiasm.
Stay tuned for the next contest! There is still one invite left.
Matt,
Email me the winner and I will post the results first thing tomorrow morning.
If you want, also send me your favorite entries and I will include them in a finalists post.
Jack Freeman Said,
April 25, 2007 @ 7:19 pm
Melissa,
Congrats on the Joost invite! (And thanks for reckognizing my alpha male-ness!)
I can’t think of anymore…. I’ll submit my last pick up line.
~”What do you say we go back to my place and Joost up some math. Ya know, add a bet subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply
Haha ok I don’t know if that falls into a racy category but If it does just censor it.
Alright I’m out guys I looking foward to the results!
Matt Haverkamp Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 4:55 am
The jury is still in deliberations – it has been a long night, but the decision should be coming soon.
Adam Schultz » The Winner, with The Best Joost Pick-Up Line, is… Drumroll please… Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 7:22 am
[...] Jack Freeman is the winer of the 2nd Joost Invite Contest. [...]
Adam Schultz » Earn Your Joost, Episode 3 - Revenge of the Diss Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
[...] Last episode’s winner of the “Best Pick-Up Lines with Joost in them” contest was Jack Freeman. He also had the privilege of choosing the contest for the final invite. [...]
Adam Said,
April 26, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Episode 3 – Revenge of the Diss
http://www.adamschultz.com/2007/04/26/earn-your-joost-episode-3-revenge-of-the-diss/